You know you live on the UES when…
Your Apple store looks like a museum from the outside. The rent on your one-bedroom is actually reasonable (for New York). You sneeze on the street, and a fur-draped woman passing by says, “Ew.” Your sidewalk is lined with trees and tulips. The Sotheby’s doorman knows your dog’s name. Your neighbor comes home carrying a … More You know you live on the UES when…